Hope for the Best but Prepare for a Dystopian Nightmare Hoodie


It’s okay to be positive… positivity is good! Hope for all the good things, kiss all the puppies, enjoy the sunshine… but maybe also prepare yourself for the potentially imminent demise of civilization as we know it? You know, like most positive people do. Bye bye, Earth, sorry we treated you like a dumpster! xoxoxo!


This is the hoodie you wear when you’re feeling down, but kind of feeling okay about it. Or when you’re feeling good, but kind of feeling like crap about it. Life is complicated, and so are your perfectly normal human feelings here at the beginning of the end times (maybe). You’re not alone. But you ARE wearing the coolest hoodie ever, and you might be alone in that one way, which isn’t such a bad thing.

Hope for the Best but Prepare for a Dystopian Nightmare Hoodie

  • Body Fit: Check out the size chart found in the product photos for measurements. This is a modern fit unisex crewneck pullover sweatshirt- will generally a standard fit on larger bodies, and a more oversize fit on smaller bodies. Runs true to size.


    Fabric Content & Weight: This cozy hoodie is a 50/50 Cotton-Poly mix (some colors may vary slightly in content) and medium-thick and warm but breathable. 8oz yd² fabric weight.

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